I'm going to Chicago and in the words of the great Joe Williams, "Sorry, but I can't take you."
A couple of us RMI'ers are attending classes to become certified direct marketers by the Direct Marketing Association. I'm hoping that means I will be able to think and speak in johnson boxes and violators. Neither of which should ever land me in trouble, right?
I will be staying in the fancy-pants Hotel Allegro, which means "boutique style." At least that's what the website says. The classes will be held in the University of Phoenix downtown campus. I plan to confirm whether or not they actually have an extra value menu and drive-thru window. (I kid! I kid!)